Poor Mr Dickinson

I was so sad to learn of the not recent demise of TV's David Dickinson's father John Pertwee.Apparently in his last moments he was seen entering a Police Call Box and then coming out shaken.Moments later It is reported that a well wisher at the scene called him a doctor,at which he spat angrily"P*** Off!"

Suicide Bid

All my friends keep committing suicide.I have no one to speak to anymore.Yes,that's right they all have I-Phones.Sad Knackers.

Cops On The Game

I think that the police need to stop playing games and get on with their jobs.I'm sick of hearing officers talking about "joining up the dots","putting together puzzles" or "cracking codes"!

Fatal Warning!

I'm not going to stop throwing myself under Buses because I could quite easily walk out and start smoking tomorrow!