Thursday, 20 September 2007

Bargain Hunt

Two teams of clueless antique fans are sent to an antiques fair full of piles of shite.They are given 300 quid to go away and find the biggest pile of shite for the cheapest price.When done, they wheel in their Barrels of Muck to the nearest Auctioneers and hope that there is someone in the crowd who is thicker than they are and hope that they will give them more money for their shite than what they originally paid!.....No Chance!!
In the new version, right at the last minute a momentus pile of shite is bought for about 25p by one of the "Experts" who tries to convince their team that it is a Goldmine.
Either way it usually ends in tears,especially now that David Dickinson has moved on and that strange Snotty blokes taken over.

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