International Board Of Fairy Tale Approval

Looks into applications for publication of a Fairy Tale.Various items have to be taken into consideration:

• Believability.Yes the story has to be totally unbelivable to all except idiots.
• Repetition.Things tend to happen a certain number of times in fairy tales.The favourite tends to be"3".
• Animals.For the "Awwww" factor Animals are a must.But you can't just single out a particular species,because Animals have rights too you can't just have Mice and Rabbits.Thats right it's now equal rights to the Forest as well.
• Villains.Make sure they have lots of villain defining traits such as Crooked Noses,Warty Chins and Nose,Croaky voices etc.Remember not all fairy tale villains have to dish out dodgy fruit riddled with Evil, choose something different like a Toadstool Jack with a wonky castor.