If I was Prime Minister...

1. I would promote Whaling,and there would be pictures of me in the newspapers holding a harpoon gun and smiling.


2. I would breed Foxes especially for hunting.


3. I would only allow people to smile or laugh if they are in posession of a valid happiness voucher.


4. Scrubbers would be kept in an underground Zoo.


5. I would run trips to the Moon and leave people there.


6. I would make a fake discovery which would plant me firmly in the History books.


7. A Competition would be held for the most offensive song ever.The winning entry would become the National Anthem.


8. Various endangered species would be the cheapest meal in my Restaurant.


9. In-keeping with the Animal Welfare slogan"A Dog Is For Life,Not Just For Christmas"I would encourage people to buy unwanted pets at Easter with a view to being rid by Christmas.


10. Drugs would be on the menu at schools,and school dinners would be pushed on kids at the gates.