Sunday, 6 January 2008

Did you here the one about the Mathematician?

I've always had trouble going to the Toilet ever since School.I get fed-up of blokes trying to look over to cop an eyefull of my equipment,or so I think.Anyway this kind of voyeurism gave me trouble peeing until in an ungay way I'd think back to school and a lad there who would turn up in the toilet the same time as me and would literally go on to talk about his Maths Homework,which in itself is a real Bladder opener!But lucky for me he did this everytime so if at break I needed the Bog and I saw him heading that way I would make sure I was in hearing range of his Maths Formulae and extra long Multiple Equations.So now when I'm in a public toilet scenario I just imagine one of these epic conversations and I'm sorted.AAAHHHhhhhhmm.

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