Sunday 24 February 2008

Early Magic

One of the first records of instigation of Magic dates back to the Dark-Side of the Victorian times where people were dropping like and followed by Flies.About two days after Jack The Ripper claimed he ate his pet Tortoise's Liver with a glass of Burmese White Latrine Water.It was the "Great Top-Hatini" the world's most famous yet not yet ever performed Magician.He was tied up in rusty Asylum Chains and encapsulated in a very cursed good chance of death,Egyptian Tomb.His claim was that within Two Weeks he would escape and be seen on top of the Tomb enjoying a Cup of Tea and Fresh Cream Cakes with a resuscitated Sarcophagus,needless to say it all went wrong.When two years had past a team of Archeologists happened upon the Tomb and to their horror found Top-Hatini in an uncompromising position with the corpse both covered in Cream and Strawberry Jam.Now that's Magic!

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