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About Me
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- Hi,Welcome to my mind.... I'm Gary Westbury or more commonly referred to as Idiot,Loser,Nutcase,Weirdo,Wild Man Of Borneo,Worzel Gummidge or Poor Bloke.And yes I will proudly answer to all of them as I take them as a compliment.Now I don't think that I'm "Crazy" like the guys who wear odd coloured socks or dress like Doctor Who,but I'm a little different,yet to me I'm normal.So why have I dragged you hither to this 'ere Blog?Well because I've decided that after years of writing down Daft Ideas,Thoughts,Rants,whatever I thought I should try and get it all into a Book and what better way to start than with a bit of Public opinion!Thanks for dropping by and hope you enjoy.
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Words of Wisdom
*All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
*Anything worth fighting for is worth fighting dirty for.
*By the time you make ends meet, they move the ends.
*Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
*Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
*Happiness is merely the remission of pain.
*I have seen the truth and it makes no sense.
*If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.
*If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
*Indecision is the key to flexibility.
*Never wrestle a pig. You both get dirty, and the pig likes it.
*Not one shred of evidence supports the notion that life is serious.
*One seventh of your life is spent on Monday.
*Someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world.
*Sometimes too much to drink is not enough.
*Suicide is the most sincere form of self-criticism.
*The careful application of terror is also a form of communication.
*The facts, although interesting, are irrelevant.
*The more you run over a cat, the flatter it gets.
*There is absolutely no substitute for a genuine lack of preparation.
*There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.
*Things are more like they are today than they ever were before
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